Post by determined1 on Jan 25, 2017 15:54:30 GMT
CHANHASSEN, MN - Sift Brands has announced that in order to meet the specific needs of their members they will be designing and developing their own line of cardio and strength training equipment. Peter Tauntyou stated "We know our members better than anyone else and are designing this line to meet our members' unique needs". The treadmills will cost $30,000 per treadmill and the strength training equipment starting at $10,000 per piece with support available 9am to 5pm CST Monday through Friday.Shipping will start at $3,000 for a single piece of equipment All Crap Fitness clubs will be required to carry these new lines of equipment. When asked about the mean time between failure time of 2 hours and an availability rate of .00005% Jon VosChump noted that these number will improve over time. Their busy filing tickets to address the glitches.
Yeah, that's all made up. However, it makes as much sense as lift brands trying to develop software, providing awful support, charging outrageous prices and forcing franchisees to put their businesses at risk.
Yeah, that's all made up. However, it makes as much sense as lift brands trying to develop software, providing awful support, charging outrageous prices and forcing franchisees to put their businesses at risk.