Post by determined1 on Dec 6, 2018 6:04:23 GMT
I’m not sure why they claim they’re being transparent. Maybe their lawyers are telling them they have to claim it. Later they can just claim stupidity. If a judge doubts them they have lots of examples to point to exemplifying their level of stupidity. Here’s my guess on what happened:
Someone spotted oddities in the system and they were bubbled up to petite pete.
He said, duh, I’m sure it’s nothing carry on, I can’t have my fitpass program held up.
A Trojan horse wiped out fitware ( thunderous applause)
bubbled up to petite pete again, who told them to reboot the system (that works with his home PC)
informed that wouldn’t work and that the system was hacked
advised to bring in experts. Petite pete calls the nerd herd hoping to connect with Sarah. Is informed it’s a fictional group from the TV show “Chuck”. Cancels his Botox appointment and calls in the geek squad from Best Buy. After pulling out some Ethernet cables and blowing on them they tell him it’s beyond their level of expertise. Baffled he calls in Rob to find a different third party. Still no clue who they called, maybe Chanhassen PD.
Third party informs him they could do digital forensics, but it’ll probably come up empty if the hacker had any clue on how to cover up their traces. Additionally, it’ll take about 10 days and they won’t be able to touch anything. The other option is to start trying to recover data. Informed that would benefit franchisees. Who should they sacrifice? His response? Franchisees first and so they ran forensics for 10 days, met with lawyers who gave them a written statement then rushed to read it in front of petite pete’s new iPhone Xs.
Then put updates on a virtual loop
which brings us to now.
Most likely done by the only intelligent developer they had who told them it was a piece of crap, and wouldn’t touch it because he didn’t want his name associated with it and petite pete flew off the handle, as he’s known to do.
Someone spotted oddities in the system and they were bubbled up to petite pete.
He said, duh, I’m sure it’s nothing carry on, I can’t have my fitpass program held up.
A Trojan horse wiped out fitware ( thunderous applause)
bubbled up to petite pete again, who told them to reboot the system (that works with his home PC)
informed that wouldn’t work and that the system was hacked
advised to bring in experts. Petite pete calls the nerd herd hoping to connect with Sarah. Is informed it’s a fictional group from the TV show “Chuck”. Cancels his Botox appointment and calls in the geek squad from Best Buy. After pulling out some Ethernet cables and blowing on them they tell him it’s beyond their level of expertise. Baffled he calls in Rob to find a different third party. Still no clue who they called, maybe Chanhassen PD.
Third party informs him they could do digital forensics, but it’ll probably come up empty if the hacker had any clue on how to cover up their traces. Additionally, it’ll take about 10 days and they won’t be able to touch anything. The other option is to start trying to recover data. Informed that would benefit franchisees. Who should they sacrifice? His response? Franchisees first and so they ran forensics for 10 days, met with lawyers who gave them a written statement then rushed to read it in front of petite pete’s new iPhone Xs.
Then put updates on a virtual loop
which brings us to now.
Most likely done by the only intelligent developer they had who told them it was a piece of crap, and wouldn’t touch it because he didn’t want his name associated with it and petite pete flew off the handle, as he’s known to do.